Pure Cringe: Classic Bravo TV Show Recaps & Bravolebrity Book Reviews

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 9: Reunion Part 2

Welcome back to our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey!  On this episode, we recap part two of the reunion, in which your fabulous hosts:
Enjoy another helping of Jersey gold
Become Danielle's amateur psychologists
Coin the term, 'hate-dar'
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 8: Reunion Part 1

Welcome to the recap of part 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Reunion, in which we find ourselves deep in the midst of a hilarious, yet truly demented Color Me Beautiful session, and learn the definition of 'cleansiness'.  
Once again, Michelle comes through and has some great insights on control issues, dinner etiquette, and Betty Boop! Michigan J. Frog also attends. 
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 7: The Last Supper

Welcome back to our classic rewatch series, where we watch and recap classic Bravo TV shows.  Our adventure into New Jersey Season 1 continues, with a deep dive into the bonus dinner footage from this season.
Along the way, we'll:
Solve a mystery (take THAT J.B. Fletcher!!)
Fall in love with Chris Laurita
Dissect the 'table flip' at a level we never thought possible!
Stick around until the end to hear the categories and our winners!
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 6: Finale

Join us as we thoroughly and hilariously deconstruct the 'table flip heard round the world'!
We stop laughing only to cringe as we compare Caroline Manzo to Jesus Christ and learn how to properly eat an oyster.  As always, there is talk of bubbies!
Check out the Bravo Docket Podcast episode on the Manzo's that we reference in this episode here!
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 5: Casinos & C-Cups

We hit the halfway point in our first rewatch & can't stop cringing & talking about it!
In an episode full of t*ts, we manage to quote Shakespeare and Dylan Thomas.
And finally, we ask the age-old question: How do you like your nothing burger--with or without cheese?
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 4: Black, White, & Read All Over

Next up in our classic rewatch series-RHONJ Season 1, Episode 4, in which Maria & MIchelle:
Extole the virtues of Ballroom Dancing
Wish they were in Cyprus
Clutch their imaginary pearls when 'The Book' is revealed
Visit a skewed interpretation of the Rainforest Cafe
Revel in the fashion disasters that only the late 2000's could provide.
 
You know you love to cringe...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 3: Not One of Us

We continue our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, in which we:
Meet a very fashionable tick
Become entangled in the mystery of the 'Chucky'
'Skeeve' the entire thing!
 
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 2: Mama Knows Best

Welcome to Episode 2 of our New Jersey rewatch, In which your intrepid hosts:
Cringe at a desperately long hug
Encounter Baby Hulk in her natural habitat
Find ourselves trapped in onyx inside a hideous French Chateau
 
Be sure to head over to Instagram to see the pictures we refer to in this episode--they are Jersey gold!  Enjoy!
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Episode 1: Thicker Than Water

Join us as we rewatch, recap, and in most cases, re-cringe at classic Bravo TV shows!
Welcome to the first episode of our RHONJ rewatch where Michelle & Maria:
Meet our cast,
Find Waldo
Weigh in on phone sex 
Cringe hard at 90's fashion
 
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