Pure Cringe: Classic Reality Show Recaps & Book Reviews

Welcome back to our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey!  On this episode, we recap part two of the reunion, in which your fabulous hosts:
Enjoy another helping of Jersey gold
Become Danielle's amateur psychologists
Coin the term, 'hate-dar'
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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Welcome to the recap of part 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 Reunion, in which we find ourselves deep in the midst of a hilarious, yet truly demented Color Me Beautiful session, and learn the definition of 'cleansiness'.  
Once again, Michelle comes through and has some great insights on control issues, dinner etiquette, and Betty Boop! Michigan J. Frog also attends. 
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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Welcome back to our classic rewatch series, where we watch and recap classic Bravo TV shows.  Our adventure into New Jersey Season 1 continues, with a deep dive into the bonus dinner footage from this season.
Along the way, we'll:
Solve a mystery (take THAT J.B. Fletcher!!)
Fall in love with Chris Laurita
Dissect the 'table flip' at a level we never thought possible!
Stick around until the end to hear the categories and our winners!
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Join us as we thoroughly and hilariously deconstruct the 'table flip heard round the world'!
We stop laughing only to cringe as we compare Caroline Manzo to Jesus Christ and learn how to properly eat an oyster.  As always, there is talk of bubbies!
Check out the Bravo Docket Podcast episode on the Manzo's that we reference in this episode here!
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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We hit the halfway point in our first rewatch & can't stop cringing & talking about it!
In an episode full of t*ts, we manage to quote Shakespeare and Dylan Thomas.
And finally, we ask the age-old question: How do you like your nothing burger--with or without cheese?
Stay tuned until the end to hear the categories!
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Next up in our classic rewatch series-RHONJ Season 1, Episode 4, in which Maria & MIchelle:
Extole the virtues of Ballroom Dancing
Wish they were in Cyprus
Clutch their imaginary pearls when 'The Book' is revealed
Visit a skewed interpretation of the Rainforest Cafe
Revel in the fashion disasters that only the late 2000's could provide.
 
You know you love to cringe...
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We continue our rewatch/recap of Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, in which we:
Meet a very fashionable tick
Become entangled in the mystery of the 'Chucky'
'Skeeve' the entire thing!
 
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Welcome to Episode 2 of our New Jersey rewatch, In which your intrepid hosts:
Cringe at a desperately long hug
Encounter Baby Hulk in her natural habitat
Find ourselves trapped in onyx inside a hideous French Chateau
 
Be sure to head over to Instagram to see the pictures we refer to in this episode--they are Jersey gold!  Enjoy!
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Join us as we rewatch, recap, and in most cases, re-cringe at classic Bravo TV shows!
Welcome to the first episode of our RHONJ rewatch where Michelle & Maria:
Meet our cast,
Find Waldo
Weigh in on phone sex 
Cringe hard at 90's fashion
 
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